"My Discernment Was Wack"

Well I was shoppin’ for a new church which one’s me?

A cool emergent church with fresh coffee

Too bad I didn’t know my discernment was wack

Cuz’ all I knew about the Church was from Jack. T. Chick tracts

C-A-T-H-O-L-I-C

Should’a studied more church history

Should have listened to that nun on my TV

Wish I paid more attention in CCD

Now instead of looking fly I’m rollin phat

It’s just me and the Bible and my doctrines getting laughed at

C-A-T-H-O-L-I-C

Should’a studied more church history

(Offer implies enrollment in RCIA Class)