Won't Get Fooled Again
Don’t be the next college president left in ashes as one of his "golden boys" Crosses the
For this ever-growing problem we now exclusively offer:
With this patented new system we give you the tools to ensure that your college or university faculty stays on their own side of the
Our MMPI (Multiphasic Monergic Papal Inquiry) was designed to manifest even the most subtle characteristics that could be predictors of an employee’s eventual RTR (Return To Rome)
We will reveal secret interview techniques gleaned from the very Inquisition itself that will help you identify a would-be papist in your midst . You will learn how to phrase interview questions in such a way as to obtain information from the candidate who may be sublimating any latent Catholic sympathies (without violating those pesky EEO guidelines)
- Learn what to look for in a candidate's Curriculum Vitae that would be a “Tiber Tipoff.”
- Learn how to “read between the lines" on character references as well as the applicant's recently published articles to detect what we call "Tiberish Tendencies."
- Don’t be caught with your "pants down" like the Evangelical Theological Society was recently!
- Discover the keys to drafting a carefully worded exclusionary Statement of Belief that will eliminate any possibility of a Papal-sympathizer ever joining or remaining on staff in good conscience!
By entering the data from the defections over the past 200 years including those of Louis Bouyer, Ronald Knox, G.K. Chesterton, John Henry Newman, J. Budziszewski, Malcolm Muggeridge, Walker Percy, Thomas Howard, Sheldon Vanauken, Richard John Neuhaus, William R. Farmer, William Oddie, Scott Hahn, Reinhard Hütter, Bruce Marshall, Mickey Mattox, Rusty Reno, Douglas Farrow, Gerald Schlabach, Joshua Hochschild and most recently Francis Beckwith we identified cardinal characteristics of this troubling tendency to "pope." Using our proprietary software, the personality traits, moral values, IQ scores and reading habits of each of these converts has been carefully studied and we have developed an algorithm that can assist you in screening even the most solidly-appearing Protestant candidates.
If you order now you will receive, at no additional cost, our infallible AOMINORG First Response Software that will alert you to any "Catholic-friendly" websites visited by the users on your university internet system. You can also enable a feature that screens their university e-mail and instant messages for any suspicious terminology (latin phraseology) or pro-life activities. (We have found this to have a correlation-coefficient of almost 100%)
By early detection , an intervention or church discipline could be put in place to perhaps prevent another potentially embarrassing “Crossing Over." Don't Get Fooled Again!
Unfortunately, there are no money back guarantees with the Romco Tiber Jumping Early Detection System. The Spirit blows where it will…..