My Secret Method of Smuggling Food Into Myanmar

The UN has sent a shipment of 220,000 condoms to the cyclone-devastated country of Myanmar to assist the "reproductive health" of the suffering population there. Story here. They also are in the process of sending portable abortion machines which they have done in past natural disasters.
Since the military Junta is turning down shipments of food and other medical supplies, the people are suffering terribly due to lack of assistance. I suspect that the junta will likely allow these condoms and abortion devices into the country, especially since they are from the UN. I propose that we place a small amount of rice and perhaps antibiotics in each condom so at least some food and medicine will get to the survivors.
Lord God have mercy.